"In a sense it's a one-man show... except there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper." John Motson, BBC1

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." Alan Minter, Boxer

"Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand." Ted Lowe "

And now, excuse me while I interrupt myself." Murray Walker

"Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running." Ron Pickering "Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball" Ian St John "Adams is stretching himself, looking for Seaman" Brian Moore